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Wednesday, December 5, 2018

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Links, Technically Hyper Links,

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Just like me. We have different parents and do different stuff.

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< Something really special happened inside of Pato?ka’s mind so that Links could be born.>

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!function(a,b,c){function d(a,b){var c=String.fromCharCode;l.clearRect(0,0,k.width,k.height),l.fillText(c.apply(this,a),0,0);Then Hyperlinks becomes Fat Link, she wants too much. Suddenly she has multiple endpoints. SHe suddenly has a multivalued function. EVEN m0re StRESS f0r LInks5s!>/!var d=k.toDataURL();l.clearRect(0,0,k.width,k.height),l.fillText(c.apply(this,b),0,0);var e=k.toDataURL(); return d===e}function e(a){var b;if(!l||!l.fillText)return!1;switch(l.textBaseline=”top”,l.font=”600 32px Arial”,a){case”flag”:return!(b=d([55356,56826,55356,56819],[55356,56826,8203,55356,56819]))&&(b=d([55356,57332,56128,56423,56128,56418,56128,56421,56128, In every way Links is as human as we are. The only difference is, when Links cries, she breaks. He thinks she did everything wrong but little does she know it’s not her fault, she is not the problem 56430,56128,56423,56128,56447],[55356,57332,8203,56128,56423,8203,56128,56418,8203,56128,56421,8203,56128,56430,8203,56128,56423,8203,56128,56447]),!b);case”emoji”:return b=d([55358,56760,9792,65039],[55358,56760,8203,9792,65039]),!b}return!1}function f(a){var c=b.createElement(“script”);c.src=a,c.defer=c. type=”text/javascript”,b.getElementsByTagName(“head”)[0].appendChild(c)}var g,h,i,j,k=b.createElement(“canvas”), But how to make her less sad and realise that it’s the whole society that is fucked and that it’s an evil society that brainwashes her to think that being broken is a flaw. She is perfect the way she is. By being broken, she gets to understand the world better. l=k.getContext&&k.getContext(“2d”);for(j=Array(“flag”,”emoji”),c.supports={everything:!0,everythingExceptFlag:!0}, https://www.wordstream.com/blog/ws/2010/06/02/how-to-find-and-fix-broken-links

All better now! i=0;i<j.length;i++)c.supports[j[i]]=e(j[i]),c.supports.everything=c.supports.everything&&c.supports[j[i]],”flag”!==j[i]&&(c.supports.everythingExceptFlag=c.supports.everythingEx

 

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